Days... (Harry Potter edition)
yeahbigdreams: When you hate everyone and everything: When everything is wonderful and beautiful: When you just don’t give a damn: When you want to die: When you find someone lovely to have a conversation with (new or old friend): When some prick/bitch breaks your heart: When your friends try to cheer you up: When all your friends don’t invite you out with a group: When...
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It wasn't an earthquake, it was just me rocking...
The worse thing I've been told after the dentist :
theblackship: “You can’t eat for 30 Minutes”
When you have a hater.
theblackship: Other people: Me:
Tying your shoes with style
theblackship: Expectations: Reality:
When you leave your seat and come back and...
theblackship: GET THE FUCK UP BRO!
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
theblackship: One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
theblackship: Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”